A sequel to A Snotty Souvenir!, which also serves as a partial rewrite of his older story Mucal Mischief, the concept of Simulated Sneezles actually came about during the development of the former comic – when Jinji got the idea of having Meuka as a companion to help him pull off the experiment successfully. Over several weeks, Jinji would discuss ideas with Kumada Panda and begin constructing a plot for what would later turn out to not just be Jinji’s snottiest prank yet, and the first ever sequel to an “Alternate Universe” comic in Jinji’s history, but also Jinji’s longest comic story to date – a whole twenty pages!

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Jinji giggles with excitement and wonder as he begins to realise how easy it is to drip snot all over. Meanwhile, Meuka points out that the slow rate of the drip also makes it easy to prevent through careful wiping.

However, the slow drip rate of a human cold is nothing for the Master of Mucus! Meuka tells Jinji that he could make his cold much faster, so much that no tissue box in the world could cope with the level of snot.

Jinji hesitates, as Meuka's plan goes against the intention of the experiment, which was for him to experience a "realistic, normal human" cold. Meuka, however, responds that the experiment has technically already been a success, as Jinji has seen the rate at which snot typically flows and how easy it is to spread about carelessly. "What else is there to learn? Just think of this as 'ramping it up'!", he goads.

Jinji agrees Meuka has a point; and suddenly realises the opportunity he has in front of him for more super-slimy mischief. "Let's do it!", he responds excitedly. "I want to see this basement get super snotty!"

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Soon after this, Meuka returns to his own realm to terrorise Neopets once again; while Jinji, with the help of his fellow Ghosts and an unfeasibly large quantity of tissues, eventually manage to get the basement completely cleaned up. After removing Meuka’s rubber nose from his face, Jinji returns to his room and secretly hides it in his drawers again, just in case another opportunity arises for a snotty prank in the future… Then again, this is all an alternate universe, so maybe none of this really ever happened in the first place? Kekekeh…

Obligatory copyright notice: The character of Meuka, as well as its basic appearance and name, are property of Neopets, Inc; all rights reserved. Usage of the character is under the legal permissions provided by the Neopets Terms of Service and global fair use doctrines. Neither Jinji nor Kumada Panda claim any ownership of the character and its appearance in this comic is not intended to imply any connection between Jinji and any Neopets media or storyline; or vice versa. This is a fanfiction, “alternate reality” comic not related to the general storyline of Jinji the Gengar or Meuka.

All artwork was drawn by hand by Kumada Panda and any resemblance to official artwork or renderings of this or any other characters or artwork by Neopets is purely coincidental. The dialogue of the comic was adapted from original writing by Jinji the Gengar. All original content is copyright of Kumada Panda and Jinji.